An account of one man’s dealings with the world,
which has so far declined to apologize.
This space is reserved for the next account. The proprietor is gathering his thoughts—and possibly an alibi.
Verse has a place at this table. The first poem is still finding its way here.
Contribute a poem ↗A seat is saved for another adventure. It will arrive when the telling is ready.
A few thoughts on composure, inconvenience, and the unreasonable expectations we place on a perfectly good day.
This seat is reserved for the first commentary. No shortage of subjects. The words will arrive in due course.
Hola, compadres, it's your old pal, Chad, here, and all my life I've had one muthagrabbin' mission: enjoy it to the fullest - even when road gets rough and the path uncertain.
I have managed to put some of it here: stories, poetry, political opinions, and thoughts that stayed longer than they were invited.
So whatever brings you to my doorstep, I extend my sincerest appreciation and invite you to pull up a chair (unless you're from the government - then you can kiss my free-wheelin' ass).
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Stories, recollections, and poetry are welcome. Tell it in your own words. Leave a little room for the reader.
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